personally, i think supergirl v wonder woman would be the best matchup ;) but supergirl would prolly have a huge advantage...so they would have to settle the score in mud wrestling, because that would even things out somehow (magically?)

king kong vs godzilla has [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056142/]already been done[/url].

I remember seeing it as a kid and thinking, why did godzilla become so much lamer than the only [url=http://gojistomp.org/gsuit/gsuit85m.html]godzilla I had seen up until that point[/url]. Why did he shrink?! How could someone who breathes all kinds of crazy fire get beat by a big dumb monkey?

i hate all these remakes of godzilla. Back in the day, godzilla was ridiculously cool. I mean, he was the biggest baddest guy around. The entire japanese army couldnt stop him. He loved to just bust up stuff for no apparent reason, at least, none that i could ever remember. I remember one godzilla (dunno which . . .) where he WAS taken down by the japanese military, and i was MAD, but then he got struck by lightning and came back to life and took them all on again! Thats what im talking about!! Godzill should NEVER lose. I remember seeing other godzillas where he DID lose, and DIDNT come back to life. i HATED those. Godzilla should never lose. I bet if i took a pole of who people liked more as kids, godzilla or king kong, it would be strongly in favor of godzilla. As far as the VERY newest remake with matthew broderick, thats not even godzilla. The fact that there was a giant lizard in a huge city that didnt blow stuff up was intolerable. I want godzilla to be such a huge terror and threat that the military is forced to shoot at its own cities to TRY and take him down, and FAIL! Godzilla is the biggest villain and the biggest hero at the same time. Villain cause he destroys tokyo, hero because what little kid doesnt love a giant dinosauresque lizard that destroys stuff. All kids (boys at the very least) love to destroy stuff. Think about it this way, when they made godzilla games, were you godzilla, or the japanese military? Godzilla! Everyone loves godzilla, and personally, ive never been a fan of king kong. Donkey kong, now there's a good gorilla!

wow, sounds like hollywood struck a nerve with smurven! but yeah...clearly Godzilla should be utterly unstoppable. in fact the only time i can see godzilla losing, is if he fights a clone of himself that has like a laser cannon fused to its shoulder, or if he fights a huge radiation-mutant-ninja. the operative word is ninja. i think the best matchup would be anything vs. a ninja. ninjas can never loose, ever. i mean, we see them losing in movies, but anyone can tell that its hollywood magic, or not real ninjas at all. cause let me tell you, in the last samurai, when all the ninjas attacked the samurai village...the ninja would have totally chopped the samurai up so thuroughly they would be come naught but a fine powder. basically i feel the same way about ninjas losing as smurven does about godzilla losing

Ninjas lose all the time when facing other ninjas. There is no other Godzilla. The Godzilla movie was incredibly lame with Godzilla laying eggs in madison square garden, what dumbass thought that up.

How about this karate fights:
Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan
Snakeyes (GI Joe) vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Uh, everyone, please strap yourselves in, as we are experiencing a little Godzilla-related turbulence. It doesn't look too bad, though. He usually lets go at about 30,000 feet, and, after that, we'll just have to worry about Moth-Ra, Ged-Ra, and Rodan.
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All over Bruce Lee vs. Jackie Chan. Jackie's great at jumping through ladders, using the stuff around him to help kick butt, etc., but Bruce Lee was just pure power like nobody else. Anyone in sports knows that the finesse team, though more fun to watch, typically loses to the fundamentally solid and powerful team. Jackie goes down in 10 rounds.

Then there's always video game match ups:
Street Fighter vs Tekken
Chun Li vs School Girl
E Honda vs Ganryu (the sumo battle)
Ryu vs Kazuya
Vega vs Kuma (fake claw vs real claws)
M Bison vs Roger (flying flame vs windup punch)
Blanka vs True Ogre (electricity vs fire)
Ken vs Lei
Guile vs Paul (battle of blonde fro's)

There will always be a special place in my heart for Street Fighter. That being said, Tekken owns Street Fighter.

My guesses from the above would be this:

Chun Li over School Girl
E Honda over Ganrya
Kazuya over Ryu
Kuma over Vega
M Bison over Roger
True Ogre over Blanka
Lei over Ken
Paul over Guile

I think you're selling school girl a little short, she could beat Chun Li, its the closest matchup by far. I'd also go with Vega over Kuma particularly in a cage match. My apologies to the sauntering bear. Otherwise Gauntlet's pics seem about right.

So both ken and ryu lose? I think not. They are the strongest characters in street fighter!

While kazuya and lei are doing their fancy moves, ken and ryu would be throwing fireballs and performing invulnerable uppercuts.

heheh, good times. i feel like playing street fighter again

i dont know you guys, with all this talk about tekken and street fighter, it brings to mind Mortal Kombat, i think anyone from MK 1-3 could own any of the losers you guts mentioned. Seriosuly, look at the special moves...MK has fireballs, acid spitting, harpoons, freeze beams, ice clones, tele-punch, razor sharp hats, etc...haha, what a great game til they kept making more and runied it.

I agree, mortal kombat was awesome, but if you never played street fighter, dont diss it till you try it.

im not dissing anything! im just saying that a game that has 3+ ninjas, each of a differnt color, one of which has a skull for a head and another which has a reptile head, is pretty hard to beat in its own genre.

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i think anyone from MK 1-3 could own any of the losers you guts mentioned
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i dunno guys, that looks like a hardcore dis to me. Besides the fact that there were some pretty gay characters in MK 3, like the fan wench. I dont ever want to think of a fan when i think of a weapon.

I would just like to quote www.entertheninja.com, which i think its at least fairly accurate, right here...
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The Tessen was a folding fan with an iron frame and, when folded, was used to club an enemy. A few different variations were invented, including one with a sharp edge on the outside of the framework so that, instead of only being able to club a person, the ninja could cut as well.
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So, fans were used as weapons by ninjas, mainly because there were a lot of stupid people who didn't fans could be used as weapons. This allowed the ninja to pose as a commoner, walk past any guards with their weapon in plain sight, and then kill whoever they wanted.

i saw a movie where i guy killed a person with paperclips, doesnt make it a good weapon. A fan is STILL a dumb weapon. If you want to carry a weapon that makes it look like you are a commoner, just carry a quarterstaff hide some ninja stars, or just use your hands. a fan is just stupid.

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i saw a movie where i guy killed a person with paperclips
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First of all, Daredevil was a gay movie. Second of all, fans were used in real life, by actual elite assassins knock off some bums who pissed them off. Ninjas and movies are just a little bit different, don't ya think?
Also, the ninja fan, to my understanding, were for female ninjas. When was the last time you saw a hot chick walking around with a quarter staff? And if a guard friffed you (and if i was a guard i would friff like every chick i saw) and he found ninja stars, you'd be caught. that and if you've seen japanese women, their hands are reall, really small...they're hard;y big enough to hold a cup, let alone kill a man. The fan however, would be looked over by guards like "Duhh, this is a pretty heavy fan...but fans aren't weapons." And let her go after he friffed her again. Most of all, the fan could be used as an acccessory, like a purse. How many other weapons could ninja-babes get that matched with their shoes?

So the all powerful ninja-woman would allow herself to be searched and be unable to kill a guard without her little fan, that doesn't say much for a ninja. Shouldn't matter that she has small hands to kill or beat the crap out of someone.

I don't think Mortal Kombat characters are out of the league of street fighter/tekken characters. Whats a ninja going to do against the devil? Tekken has fire, lazer beams, supermoves etc. Not to mention the lethal Kuma fart.

[Edited on 1-5-2004 by action_jackson]

well, to preface this post...if you are a woman or planning on becoming a woman, stop reading this now

OK, now that we got that out of the way, to replay to action jackson... Women are the weaker sex, so of course a female ninja would be nowhere as powerful as a male ninja, women ninjas go on missions when the male ninjas are too lazy and feel like watching TV instead. Since the women are usually cooking, cleaning, and driving badly they do not have time to hone their powers of total sweetness and invincibility. Women ninjas are like the ninjas we see in the last samurai...not very good at anything.

[Edited on 5-1-2004 by Rider of the Green Panda]

you just burned yourself hardcore, good ninjas would have a hard time beating previously stated characters, therefore, since women ninjas suck in comparison to male ninjas (your words, not mine) then theres no way that a fan wielding pansy could take on the likes of such legends as Bison, or True ogre and the like. Therefore, going back to your ye old claim that MK1-3 characters could all beat the arses of the people in street fighter AND tekken, well now, thats just ignorant, especially since you havent played street fighter! maybe not even tekken!!

umm, i know all the guys n gals from street fighter and tekken, and lemme tell ya, secretly, they're all homosexuals. they happen to be in the closet, so keep this under your collective hats. also, basically the fan was the same in purpose as a lead pipe, a lead pipe with the option to slice...you have any problems with lead pipes being used as weapons? but overall, a female ninja could take any non-ninja in any fighting game ever made...except primal rage. female ninjas are inherently weak against dinosaurs, its like kryptonite.

Okay.....it was decided a while back that the best way to fight Jackie Chan regardless was naked and in a padded room. That would at least somewhat level the playing field.

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